Monday, October 27, 2008

HAPPY TEN DAYS OF BARACKMAS 2008!!! Day 3

On the Third day of Barackmas the savior of American politics gave to me, three trillion additional dollars to the national deficit.

Many beleive that the third day of Barackmas is for Joe Biden's asanine idea to split Iraq into three diferent countries...but its not. According to the Wall Street Journal, It is for the addition three trillion dollars that The "Chosen One" will add to the national deficit during his presidency. If I can quote Joe Biden's DNC speech from this year, "That's Not Change, That's More of The Same!!!"

Sunday, October 26, 2008

HAPPY TEN DAYS OF BARACKMAS!!! Day 2

On the second day of Barackmas the Savior of American Politics gave to me, two decades in a radical Anti-American Church with Jeramiah Wright.

This is just another in a long line of questionable asscoiations that "The Chosen One" has. His precher of over twenty years, the man who married him and his wife, and baptized his children is an anti-American, racist who consistantly during their relationship spewed radical hatred aimed at all Americans. He has said, on the pulpit no less, dispicible things, like "Not God Bless America, God Damn America!" and that AMerica was the "U.S.KKK of A" and claimed that the U.S. government created AIDS and HIV to eliminate all black people. With friends like these its no wonder Obama tries to pass every attack about his associations, "Racist" even though he is the one who pals around with racists.

Saturday, October 25, 2008

HAPPY TEN DAYS OF BARACKMAS 2008!!! Day 1

On teh first day of Barackmas the savior of American politics gave to me...An Unrepentant Domestic Terrorist, in An Upscale Chicago Neighborhood.

Barack Obama's association with William Ayers is a very important fact about Obama's life that needs to be investigated. What exactly is the extent of the Senators relationsjip with the Weather Underground founder who bombed the Pentagon, the Capitol Building,NY City Police stations, and the list goes one. ANd FYI he succesfully killed several innocent police officers and on September 11, 2001, of all days, in the Obama Times(aka the New York Times) he said he thought he did not do enough terrorist activities. Maybe that is what Obama meant by the Audacity of Hope.

Saturday, October 18, 2008

Why Victory Will Be Spelt J. O. E.

Who would have thought that the only thing that could have reenergized John McCain’s faltering Presidential campaign, is a man named Joe the Plumber. The rollercoaster ride that sent Joe Wurzelbacher from obscurity to folk hero status, started innocently enough when Democratic Presidential Candidate Barack Obama was on a routine campaign stop in Joe’s Ohio hometown, answering questions from undecided voters, when the world’s third most famous plumber, behind Mario and Luigi, asked his now infamous question regarding Senator Obama’s tax policy, when Obama told Joe that he believes we need to, “…Spread the wealth around.” An answer which many believe is an untimely slip of the senator’s typically eloquent and pithy tongue, that may have revealed his real socialist views.
Prior to this the American public had been fooled by Senator Obama’s elaborate speeches and his never ending rhetoric of “Hope” and “Change”, as if those were actual policy ideas rather than election buzz words meant to lull the average American voter into a false sense of safety until their taxes were raised drastically and the economy feel into a freefall the likes of which has not been seen since the Great Depression. Ironically Obama had been running on a platform of “Change”, even though he consistently admits his tax plan is that of the mid-1990’s and of the Clinton Administration. However his tax break is more reminiscent of that set forth by FDR during the depression that had the top earners in this country paying seventy percent of their hard earned money in taxes. There is only one word to describe Obama’s economic plan, “socialism”.
It appears that finally, after dodging the totally fair questions about ACORN, Reverend Jeremiah Wright, and his association with unrepentant domestic terrorists William Ayers, Barack Obama cannot seem to be able to shake this questioning about his egregious lack of understanding of the economy. Joe the Plumber seems to have stumbled upon the single most glaring and terrifying way that Barack Obama is ridiculously unqualified for the office of the Presidency; the economy and taxes.
For the past few weeks John McCain had seemed to be conceding defeat in this election, and his campaign had lost all of the little momentum it had left. He was dropping drastically in every single poll and Senator Obama was maintaining an eleven point lead in the national polls, when Joe asked his question. Since then Senator McCain, and his supporters for that matter, have become energized and have finally become ready to contest this election again. Since Joe the Plumber was able to do something that no media outlet has been able to do, get an honest answer from Senator Obama, John McCain has shot back up in the polls, behind the rallying cries of Joe the Plumber and the want to maintain a free-market capitalist society, and now Senator McCain sits only two points behind Obama in the National polls, well within the margin of error. This issue of socialism coming to America has energized McCain’s base, as well as many undecided voters as well; elevating Joe the Plumber into something of an American Folk Hero. Now the election may not be decided by just one question asked by some random jackanapes, who many believe was merely a plant by the McCain campaign, but it has shown light on how completely out of touch and dangerous Barack Obama is, and has given McCain at least a fighting chance to become the next President.

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Roberts Country's Exclusive Electoral College Projections!

We have compiled these results based on several key factors. These include the Real Clear Politics average of all of the state polls; we also took into consideration the past voting record of these states in Presidential elections going back to 1968, giving more influence to the more recent elections. We are also the only poll to take into consideration the so-called Bradley effect. Which is voters who say they are going to vote for a minority candidate, but do not.






Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Why I Love Sarah Palin


Ever since the 2008 Presidential Election has started the so-called “WOW” factor has seemed to wear off with every mistruth spoken by both candidates and every can of butch wax used in Joe Biden’s hair. It had seemed as though the so-called “politics of change” were a total farce and have proven to be little more than partisan rhetoric. With every passing day the campaign has gotten more and more dirty, to the point where this “new kind of politics” has only lead to the dirtiest campaign cycle since the infamous Andrew Jackson-John Quincy Adams election. Though in my opinion most of the negativity and malice have come from the Obama campaign, the McCain campaign has not been without its share of vile attacks, however the McCain camp had seemed to be getting more and more stagnant with it all coming to a head with the house fiasco.
Now what was a self-proclaimed Ron Paul supporter to do; the choices fro president were a liberal democrat who is threatening to come strolling onto Pennsylvania Avenue bring a Socialist regime with him, and an aging Maverick who’s lackluster campaign was turning off even the most stanch conservatives. In all reality instead of watching the recurring rhetoric of both candidates, I would rather be watching Sport Fishing with Sonny Jerguson.
Fortunately that all changed on August 29th, 2008 when Senator John McCain of Arizona picked Governor Sarah Palin from the great state of Alaska as his running mate for Vice-President of the United States of America. Not many people outside of Wasilla may have ever heard of Governor Palin and of course the liberal media’s first response to the announcement was to attack her personally, with crude remarks about everything from her being from a small town to the audacious attacks on her four month old child who has down’s syndrome. They made excuses about why she is not right for America, but the real reason they hate her is the same reason why I love the first term Governor from Alaska. Because finally there is a real conservative on the ticket who energizes the base and they are terrified of her. I love Sarah Palin because she embodies everything that used to be right about the Republican party and everything that still could be right about it today. She is a throwback to the glory days of Ronald Reagan, Barry Goldwater, and Ike Eisenhower, with small government, low taxes, and traditional Christian values. I also love Sarah Palin because she is left wing feminists like Gloria Steinem’s worst nightmare. In their life the so-called “feminists” never thought that there cause would yield anyone like Sarah Palin. A strong, pro-life, married woman, who is able to balance a career in politics with being mother of five. She is being singled out by supposed pro-women groups like the National Organization of Women, because she is not an angry woman like Hillary Clinton. So that is why I love Sarah Palin, not because of her Beauty Queen Good looks, but because of her both socially and morally conservative ideals that have made her into today’s Ronald Reagan. That is why I love her and I hope you do too.